While the rest of the LANCO PAX were out playing Ultimate Frisbee and Football, the Maintenance Crew decided to stick with activities more appropriate for our warranty status.

Warm-Up

• Dirkins
• Dips
• Grass Pickers
• Arm Circles
• Circle Arms
• Side Straddle Hops
• And who knows what else.  Eagle was just doing what popped into his bald head

The Thang

We headed out for a walk. About every 0.10 miles, we stopped and a different PAX took the lead, choosing an exercise for the group.

What did we do? Great question; nobody wrote it down.

• Big Boy Sit-Ups
• Pickle Pointers
• Bat Wings
• Side Straddle Hops
• Wayne Gretzkys
• Grass Pickers
• Dips
• Merkins
• And a bunch of other stuff that apparently wasn’t memorable enough to make the Backblast.

We also mixed in a killer game of Frisbee catch. Not Ultimate Frisbee—let’s not get carried away. Just grown men successfully throwing a Frisbee back and forth. Athletic excellence comes in many forms.

As usual, the Maintenance Crew also tackled some of the world’s most pressing issues. Topics included micro MRIs, medical-waste corn, a cat fishing, and several other potentially world-changing ideas.

We finished up by rejoining the rest of the LANCO PAX for Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama, COT, and Coffeeteria.

Bodies maintained. Problems solved. Frisbee caught. Water bottle knocked over.  Nothing pulled.

Maintenance Crew complete.